About Celtic Illumination / Malachy O Neill
Celtic Illumination is a combination of the writings of Master Candle Maker Malachy O Neill. Hopefully these writings are humorous and will entertain you. They are in chronological order and explain in detail the massive range of skills and experience that a Master Candle Maker must have. But not only is Malachy the greatest ever Master Candle Maker, he is also the High Chief of the Clan O Neill and therefore the true King of Ireland. Parallels can be drawn with the Dali lama, Bo and Luke from the Dukes of Hazzard, Brue Lee and even Casanovo himself, but not in the way you are thinking.
Follow Malachy from when he is ripped from the arms of his loving mother when born in Belfast, and taken by a highly trained snatch squad of Carmelite nuns through detailed and ferocious hand to hand combat training with Christian Brothers then British Special Forces, till it is revealed that he is the next King of Ireland. Not only is the story true, but backed up with proof, so join the Illuminati now and prepare for world domination.